YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
(Source: thedailywhat)
FUQ. basically my life.
“Yes. but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff for my friend.” I use that exact line everyday.
what.the.fuck!
Lmaooo
(Source: greedyleonardo)
I feel like whatever she put on her lips…she put on her eyes.
I’m 89% sure this is Biz Markie.
tumblr is killing me tonite. i cannot take it.
They are the same things on her eyes and lips.
and that is Biz Markie
